I recently got my hands on Xenosaga episode 1, and although I only played about 5 hours of it, from the fanart of the game I’ve seen I can only guess that the plot of this game (and the other two episodes) is that it’s one woman’s journey to bang Jesus’s robot waifu.

Color me intrigued 

captain-snark:

itisthefunpolice:

greedyagain:

taysweetbae:

phantoms-lair:

occupyvenus:

sexylibrarian1:

anxiousnerd:

flyme-toneverland:

submissivefeminist:

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

‘Vagina-owners’

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

Y’all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

Full offense, but y’all can just say “females”.
Anyways, this is good information to know.

Full offense but your blog is fucking hideous 

also ur a lil bitch

big-mood-energy:

bpd-disaster:

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

First of all, positively love the Birthday Train AU! Absolutely adorable and sad and I’d love to see more! (And since you’ve got nothing for Zappa, might I step in? A former farm kid who moved in with his mom to get treatment from Faust for a seizure disorder/bad sleepwalking issue, which often ends up with him waking up in other peoples’ yards with no idea how he got there. He’s been improving and picked up engineering, so now he’s mostly the quirky dude who builds stuff in his garage)

I’m glad you like my AU! Even though it’s a bit of a silly side thing I definitely want to add more to it as time goes on so look forward to that!

And Zappa! Thank you for reminding me of him! I’ve been meaning to add him since I’ve finished Rev 2 story mode and have a better grasp on his character and your addition is perfect! Let me add a bit 😀

* Is also a big paranormal nut, if anything has to do with ghosts and hauntings he’s ALL over that. Once snuck into Slayer’s mansion in the middle of the night to see if he actually was a Vampire. Ended up getting a ride back home from a tired, if slightly amused and charmed, Slayer and Sharon, who told him that if he wanted to visit all he had to do was ask.

* Although he has gotten better he still tends to sleepwalk, usually ending up in the Kisuke yard. Dizzy usually invites him for breakfast when that happens and offers him a ride to school. Sol, being a bit of a gearhead himself, took a bit of a shine to the kid and asks him about some of the stuff he works on in his garage.

* unrelatedly, but (thanks to @mystech-master this AU gained a second name: “Sol Dadguy”)