I dont get how in video games the biggest villain of the game has a bunch of monster henchmen just roaming around his castle.
I would never allow that. I’ll be too afraid that one of them would accidentally find me in the kitchen at 4 am in my boxer while microwaving some Culvers that has been in the fridge for 3 days. That would totally ruin my evil demeanor and they would instantly lose respect for me.
Most of the monster henchmen don’t have the mental capacity for aesthetic respect
if you were an evil overlord and payed them enough to risk their lives for you fucking bet they look aside when they see you doing that shit if they don’t wanna risk their next goddamned paycheck
Wimpy teen age protagonist gains fabulous powers and a pig sword by thrusting something magical into the air and invoking a power of some sort, at least one of his villains have a silly voice.
Powerup involves changing his clothes and (later at least) making said wimpy teen age protagonist into a big buff dude.
….okay maybe not exactly the same (the homoerotic undertones (most of the time)) but close enough
…..it’s either He-man or a magical girl anime….y’know like She-Ra
This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao
What was the infinity stone thing?
Marvel Vs Capcom: Infinite Collector’s Edition was suppose to come with cool light up infinity stones but instead ended up shipping with The Infinity Easter Eggs.
Are you shitting me
that really happened
Fuck i would have sued immediately if my infinity stones turned out to be plain old eggs
Some extra stuff for my Guilty Gear “Birthday Train” AU since It’s been a while since I touched it and talking with @mystech-master has given me plenty of ideas:
* The Valentine sisters are actually pretty big gamers (as a reference to their unsual playstyles in Xrd). Ramlethal is a fighting game guru, excelling in pretty much every one she puts her hands on. Plus she tends to gravitate towards low/bottom/trash tier picks just to piss meta advocates off when she kicks their ass. (Ever gotten absolutely trashed by a Mewtwo or a Pichu in Melee? Chances are it was Ram)
Elphelt is an expert in FPSs, much to her light embarrassment since she thinks it takes a bit away from her “maiden like” appeal. She’s a shotgun queen in COD, and has mastered the elusive art of grenades. Got really into Overwatch when it came out, tending to flip flop between Junkrat (because boom) and D.va (because cute.)
Jack-O is a wiz at RTS games like Starcraft 2. She tends to play the long game, slowly building up her base before turning her enemy inside out with one assault that only the heaviest defenses could hope to stand up against….or she just Zerg rushes you if she’s bored or you pissed her off, that works. She once beat a worldwide champion in Starcraft 2 while cross eyed drunk and half asleep. She forgot about it the next morning until she read an article online about it.
* Sol doesn’t use “Badguy” as a last name, “Sol Badguy” is actually his stage name from his highschool years. He goes by “Sol Bulsara” nowadays so he can sound at least semi-believable while keeping some distance from his past life.
* Also “Dizzy”, her actual name is Daisy, “Dizzy” is a nickname Sol gave her when she was about 5 and it kinda stuck ever since, pretty much everyone who knows her well enough just calls her “Dizzy”
* Most people in the neighborhood think Baiken and Anji are married, they’re not….well kinda, it’s a bit of a mess. And Baiken isn’t exactly giving out info herself. Last person who called her “Mrs. Mito” nearly lost an eye. Anji himself always acts like he didn’t hear the question.
* Undine and Necro are two pet birds that Dizzy has had for a while now. Undine is a gentle bluebird that can sing on request and has a little birdbath. Necro is a banged up old raven that Dizzy nursed back to health that refuses to leave, so she let him stay. He doesn’t let anyone but Dizzy go anywhere near him, and bites anyone who tries. Sol was the one who named him. (”Damn bird looks like death warmed over.”)
* Jack-O makes plushies as a hobby, she made plushies of all of her minions from the game, and even made Ramlethal plushy versions of her familiars as a birthday gift. She made a plush rose bouquet for El after she begged up and down for it.
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