unfortunate-waitress:

hello-its-a-jo:

unfortunate-waitress:

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

Me

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

rex101111:

The more I listen to “Birthday Train” the more it hits how fucking ridiculous it is.

Not that the song itself is all that out there, it’s kinda of a sad/hopeful song about love and longing and missing someone you haven’t seen in years but want to find again, it’s a really sweet song.

The problem with it is that it’s from Guilty Gear. A game series made by a guy who loves rock and roll more than pigs love rolling in shit. Forget the music, which is almost exclusively headbanging heavy metal of the high degree, the whole aesthetic of the series is out of a Metallica or Def Leppard album, all leather straps and bright angry colors and wings and demons and skull and cross bones (and just plain crosses) and explosions, it pretty nutty.

And then you have “Birthday Train”, which is a song so 80′s sitcom its actually a little absurd. 

I wanna know what Daisuke was thinking when he wrote this song, it must have been hysterical.

Actually no scratch that, I wanna know what the though process behind “All I Can Do” was. That song is as soft as silk, featuring freaking cello’s and hardly any electric guitar at all (in the first half at least). a song like that, in a Guilty Gear game.

My mind. It is very much boggled 

If you don’t think Daisuke Ishawatari is the biggest Queen fanboy on the planet, listen to the song “Lily” from Guilty Gear -SIGN- and then look me in the eye and tell me that song doesn’t sound like the Drama Queen himself didn’t write it