shortest one so far, but I still like it 😛
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Chapter 7: Money and Honor
“Is it just me, or are these guys weaker than the bounty would have us believe?”
Anji takes half a step right, not looking in the direction of the angry looking bandit attacking him as his rusty mace rushed past his head and lands harmlessly in a wall.
“What do you expect? Villagers are super jumpy in this part of the colonies; every little band of thieves might as well be a vicious band of marauders.”
Baiken said all this as she used her sword to block the mad swings of a battle axe being wielded by a another bandit twice her height, her arm moving the blade a few inches every time to masterfully deflect each blow as it raced towards her.
“But at this rate if we actually charge full price for these guys, I’ll feel bad for a whole week.”
Anji took another half step to dodge a frankly embarrassing punch from his would be opponent, using a closed fan to strike at his neck, and grabbing the soon limp body and placing it gently on the ground all in one motion.
“Feel bad then, it’s their money to throw away, who are we to judge?”
Baiken sliced the battle-axe into a clutter of metal shards, twisting her right shoulder to shoot out her club. The metal hit her opponent on the side of the jaw, and several teeth flew out as his head snapped aside. She turned away as the body hit the ground with a loud thud to face two more bandits, both of them shaking in their boots.
“So we just preform high way robbery on these people? Have you no honor?”
Anji twisted his body this way and that in and out of three attackers, fluidly blocking, parrying and striking back in a manner more akin to a dance than fighting. He stops with a flourish of fans, his enemies falling to their knees with pained moans, their bodies covered in bruises.
“Honor and two mon might buy you a half decent cup of tea Anji, we can’t afford to be generous, not if we want to keep ourselves fed.”
Baiken slowly sheathed her katana, gazing directly at the last bandit, his forehead pressed to the floor as he muttered pathetic pleas for mercy surrounded by the three dozen beaten bodies of his allies.
Anji didn’t reply, tapping his chin with the tip of a closed fan as the bandits groaned in pain around them. He hummed in thought for a few moments, absentmindedly kicking a bandit that tried to reach for a knife between the ribs, before turning to face Baiken properly, “Why don’t we help with the repairs to the village? If we undo the damage these criminals caused, the villagers would get their money’s worth!”
Baiken scowled at him for a long second, “You’re not letting this go, are you?”
Anji shrugged with a light smile.
Baiken groaned, “Fine, if it’ll stop you from hounding me about this for the next month,” She pointed a finger at him with a snarl when he opened his mouth, “And don’t pretend like you wouldn’t!” Anji wisely decided to keep quiet. “Then fine.” She scoffed with a shake of her head, “Never pegged you for a bleeding heart.”
“I’m not, I just have this thing about earning my pay.”
Baiken clicked her tongue, “Well if that’s your problem, you can earn your pay by carrying these losers back to the village.” She kicked the pleading bandit in the head without looking at him, raising her eyebrow at her companion. “I’m not throwing my back for this job any more than I have to.”
Anji grinned, and with a flick of his wrist the fan in his hand grow to a considerable size and floated in mid-air.
“….Cheating bastard.”
(They did end up helping to fix the village, and the sight of Baiken on a roof with a hammer in her hand and nails in her teeth as she put roof tiles back in place was an image he would treasure for a long while.
The look she had while throwing the hammer at his head when she noticed him staring, a bit less so.)