lionesshathor:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

scotsdragon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HE’S ESPECIALLY GOOD AT UNEXPECTED CAMEOOOOOIIIINNNGGGGG

HE’S GONNA DIE, GASTOOOON

“WHEN I WAS A BOY I ATE AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHNO SEND HELP IT’S BITING ME

IT’S BITING ME”

NO…ONE…BLEEDS LIKE GASTON

NO ONE PLEADS LIKE GASTON

SUCH A COWARD WHEN AT BEAST’S MERCY IS GASTON

“OH GOD PLEASE GOD NO THAT’S MY SMAAAAL INTESTINE!”

Megadimension Neptunia VIIR is a pretty out there kinda RPG, but it has taught me a few valuable lessons,

Chief of which is that the movie “Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within” was so bad that it could injure someone to the point where they need to have their soul extracted from their body and placed in another’s to keep from dying. 

salt-of-the-ao3:

An author I love: i’m so sorry for not updating, please accept my apologies, life has been busy at the moment and i just didn’t have time to write, so sorry for making you wait-

Me, gently cupping their face in my hands: My friend. My dude. I’m the kind of idiot who waits years for the new season of a show. Who gets excited about the new part of a book series that hasn’t been published in a decade. Do you seriously think i’m not gonna be there cheering for you when you come back? That my support is dependent on you regularly publishing updates? That you owe me anything? No no no no no. I’ll love you whatever you chose to do. So go on having fun and living your life you gorgeous being ❤