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   Oh god “youth these days” I’m dying   

@syfyravalkyrie No, honestly, I mean – imagine Yamato is sentient, right. And its like, really paying attention.

And it gets passed down from Sparda, great Dark Knight, to a half-demon that is still very much a child. Has to go through puberty (omg imagine puberty with a traumatized half-demon) into adulthood.
Up to the point where the damn kid tries to raise Temen-ni-gru that Yamato’s old master tried to seal.
And then, then the little kid jumps into Hell. With Yamato. Well thanks then. Literally the last place for a good vacation.
And Yamato gets broken at some point. Yes fucking thanks a lot that’s really what it needed to end this particularly bad day.

But could have been worse, right? It could have been passed down to the big-mouthed kid with his snarky attitude and his jokes. So Yamato argues in retrospect. At least Rebellion is the one who has to deal with the impulsive one who never shuts up, even while fighting. That would have just been the worst.

And then Yamato gets picked up by a new master.
And, well, guess it? Yup. Even less demon blood in that one, big-freaking-mouth on him, snarky attitude and no experience, and his chaperoning around with a human. Ugh. 

Yamato is probably just freaking done with everything at this point. It just wants a nice nap far away from all Spardas.

I’d like to think Rebellion is a bit more chill with Dante, considering the two went through significantly less nonsense than Vergil and Yamato. (not being broken, for one, Yamato is never going to stop grumbling about that)

I think that Dante might show the sword a mite more respect than you might expect, it being something his father and mother gifted him, so Rebellion might be more inclined to at least like the kid…just a bit.

The kid can’t keep a serious mood for more than 4 seconds before talking out of his ass, but at least he’s up front about being a shit. Dante is an honest, easy to read guy, what you see it what you get. Rebellion can respect that….a bit.

Seriously though, how many times is this kid going to let himself be impaled just to prove a point? Rebellion will admit it was mildly impressive the first time but now it’s becoming a regular thing and that is very concerning.

also, if the swords are alive or whatever, imagine if they could talk to each other, like the whole bit in DMC3 when Dante and Vergil first fight while this whole dramatic fight is going on, the two of them are telepathically shooting the shit,

“Yamato! Been a while how you been?”

“Getting a headache from the kid Sparda threw my way, you?”

“Same, though I think he’s starting to grow on me, now if he could just lay off the…well the whole-”

“Unhealthy coping mechanisms to deal with the death of his mother?”

“Yeah! How’d you guess?”

“What do you think this is all about? Figures I would get stuck with the dramatic one…”

“Well you can’t say you two don’t match…”

“WHAT?”

“Nothin’!” 

Oh my gosh, rex – now imagine if they can talk telepathically to each other, and then Nero shows up with Yamato in his hand after years and it’s just like –

“Yamato! It’s been ages, how have you been…?”

“I got dragged into hell just because my owner wanted to prove a point.”

“… Oh,…”

“I got broken. Experimented on by utter dunderheads.”

“Whoa that’s…”

“And what do I wake up to? A child who is just as utterly dramatic as the last one.”

“….”

“And if you’re going to say we match now I will break you myself.”

“That’s… really rough buddy.”

(Frankly, I’m just here for old demons grumbling away, unheard, over the shit their wielders get up to.

Oh, and each of them pointing out to each other that their respective wielder shares a lot of similarities with them, much to their chagrin.)

Imagine Yamato just constantly taking the piss out of Vergil, his dramatic speeches (”all this talk of power power power-and all I’m getting is a powerful headache”), his elaborate schemes (”isn’t pissing all over your father’s best intentions by raising the bloody tower a bit much for a family reunion?), and so on, and Rebellion just gets so sick of it one day.

“Oh come on Yamato, after all the time you spent with the first kid you must have liked him a little at least.”

“Sparda had more elegance and dignity in his fingernail trimmings then that power hungry idiot had in his whole body.”

“Alright already…so, how about this new kid? Your thoughts?”

“Wait for me to finish lamenting my cursed existence and I’ll get back to you.”

And then like the whole game happens and there’s the end scene where Dante tells Nero to keep the sword, and the two are like,

“So? What do you think of the kid now?”

“….I think he could use a haircut and anger management…”

“….but?”

“….but, at least he has his priorities straight, unlike his father.”

“Heh! Say ya soon!”

“Let’s hope not…”

And then DMC5 happens, years pass, and when Dante and Nero rejoin, Yamato is a bit speechless.

“…what?”

“How?”

“Huh?”

“How are you still so….shiny?”

“…what are you-”

“You spent years in hell, fighting who knows what on a constant basis, being close enough to Mundus you might as well be stepping on his front lawn, and yet here you are! Cheery and in ONE DAMN PIECE!”

“…to be fair, my wielder has always had his priorities straight.”

“Oh that is a load of-”

“Any way! How are you? What do you think of your kid now?”

“…..he’s got his grandfather’s good taste in women, at least.”

“Hah! The old Sparda charm! Never fails!”

“Never Fails to get us into trouble you mean…”

“Oh lighten up why don’t ya?”